Dear John,

How are you, my fine friend? I'd let you cry on my shoulder any day, but stop crying, hon. If you and Jane are no more, there's other gals in the sea. Yes, she's very nice and, boy, what a DOLL. What do you think about her and Phil? I told her that she didn't really like Phil and she smiled, but I told Phil he didn't like her and he said I was wrong. What do you think? Must run!

A carload of X's and O's,
Anne