Dear Hubie

I've been very busy with John and so I haven't had much time to write. I'm sorry if John has been bothering you with all the pictures he draws. I would try to stop him if I could, but my charm just doesn't seem to work any more. I guess if he doesn't straighten up I'm going to have to give him some more competition. The best way I know to get a boy's attention is to flirt some with other boys. A boy would get disinterested if a girl didn't give him some competition. I've been talking to Hubertha and I know she tries it with you. Don't try to tell me you don't get mad, because I know you do. We know how to keep you boys in line.

Love, Jane